Friday, February 29, 2008

Quando eu morrer

espalhem as minhas cinzas ao som disto:

Everyday Is Like Sunday



Trudging slowly over wet sand
Back to the bench where your clothes were stolen
This is the coastal town
That they forgot to close down
Armageddon - come armageddon!
Come, armageddon! come!

Everyday is like sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

Hide on the promenade
Etch a postcard :
How I dearly wish I was not here
In the seaside town
...that they forgot to bomb
Come, come, come - nuclear bomb

Everyday is like sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

Trudging back over pebbles and sand
And a strange dust lands on your hands
(and on your face...)
(on your face ...)
(on your face ...)
(on your face ...)

Everyday is like sunday
Win yourself a cheap tray
Share some greased tea with me
Everyday is silent and grey


Morrissey

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Dial-A-Cliche

Further into the fog I fall
well, I was just
following you!
when you said:
"Do as I do and scrap your fey ways"
(dial-a-cliche)
"grow up, be a man, and close your mealy-mouth!"
(dial-a-cliche)
But the person underneath
where does he go?
does he slide by the wayside?
or...does he just die?
when you find that you've organized
your feelings, for people
who didn't like you then
and certainly don't like you now
yet still you say:
"Do as I do and scrap your fey ways"
(dial-a-cliche)
"grow up, be a man, and close your mealy-mouth!"
(dial-a-cliche)
"the Safe way is the only way!
there's always time to change, son!"
yes well I've changed
but I'm in pain!
dial-a-chiche


Morrissey

Congratulations

...Steve. We're all very happy for you. God bless America.


"In three months I'm longer and thicker. My wife says I'm huge, so I've stopped with the pills for now. We're making love like we never did before, and I'm staying a lot harder for longer. That has been a problem before, but not anymore. ManSter really is a miracle pill." Steve, USA

Monday, February 25, 2008

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Afinal...

parece que o G-Spot existe mesmo. Vem hoje nas notícias...

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Lucky me

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

porque tem que ser



cuidado com o que vais dizer, pensas dizer, dizes!

Monday, February 18, 2008

"Things to do" list

CHALLENGES FACING HUMANITY
Make solar energy affordable
Provide energy from fusion
Develop carbon sequestration
Manage the nitrogen cycle
Provide access to clean water
Reverse engineer the brain
Prevent nuclear terror
Secure cyberspace
Enhance virtual reality
Improve urban infrastructure
Advance health informatics
Engineer better medicines
Advance personalised learning
Explore natural frontiers

A (not) funny thing happened to me on my way here

Uma senhora com alguma idade entrou numa faixa de rodagem em sentido contrário, em rota directa de colisão comigo. Por sorte havia pouco transito. Parei ao lada dela e abri o vidro. Estava em pânico (Ai jEsus, o que é que eu fui fazer?). Revi a rotina e segui o protocolo. Acalmar a senhora (tenha calma, ninguém se magoou), dar indicações à senhora (quando o sinal fechar atravesse o separador para o seu sentido de marcha, devagar), verificar se a senhora seguia as indicações sem perigo para ela ou para terceiros. Está feita a boa acção do dia.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

human race



As “cunhas” que resumem as estratégias para reduzir as emissões são muito bonitas e atingiriam o efeito desejado caso fossem implementadas, mas, infelizmente falta na lista a cunha que seria mais eficaz: o controlo populacional.
A maioria dos investigadores que sugere formas para deter o aquecimento do planeta negligencia este facto. Será o controlo de natalidade uma batata quente para eles? Os incentivos poderiam ser implementados por todo o mundo.


Herb Stubbmann
New Jersey, EUA
carta à NG

Friday, February 15, 2008

Since 1988

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Já estão

... mais dois feitos. Em princípio, estão mesmo feitos. Pelo menos o de Inglês. Custaram-me 4 dias de férias e a sempre eterna reflexão de que estou a fazer isto meio a brincar.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Agora é assim

ou o Sô Pennac compra uma F3

ou a Madama Alice compra uma F100


queucá não sou gaja para me faltar nada >>>>:>>>>

Sunday, February 10, 2008

A improvável combinação

...de Prodigy com New Order em fase Movement.




These New Puritans

Your wish

















Is my command.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

quero ver

a foto da senhora à janela!!!

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Another view


...over the sunflowers


the graveyard shift

Funny Quotes

"Acho que São Pedro gostou da minha pessoa. Leva chuva a todo lugar que vou.", uma brasuca no Twitter.

"Drama is real life with the dull bits cut off" , Alredo Hitchcoque

Almas gémeas

a menina mandou, agentes obedece




You Are Creepy



Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.

Monday, February 4, 2008

DELICIOUS!!! :D

Sunday, February 3, 2008